chinese in 5 mins?

if only it were that simple....

"Learn to speak Chinese in 5 minutes!
(Important: Read Out Loud)

ENGLISH PHRASE.................................CHINESE TRANSLATION
1)."That's not right".................................Sum Ting Wong
2)."Are you harboring a fugitive?"........Hu Yu Hai Ding
3)."See me ASAP"....................................Kum Hia Nao
4)."There goes Stupid Man"...................Dum Dum Wa King
5)."Small Horse"......................................Tai Ni Po Ni
6)."Did you go to the beach?"................Wai Yu So Tan
7)."I bumped into a coffee table"..........Ai Bang Mai Ni
8)."I think you need a face lift"............Chin Tu Fat
9)."It's very dark in here".....................Wao So Dim
10)."I thought you were on a diet"......Wai Yu Mun Ching
11)."This is a tow away zone"...............No Pah King
12)."Our meeting is next week"..........Wai Yu Kum Nao
13)."Staying out of sight!"....................Lei Ying Lo
14)."He's cleaning his automobile"......Wa Shing Ka
15)."Your body odor is offensive".......Yu Stin Ki Pu
16)."Great".............................................Su Pah
17)."Your price is too high"..................No Bai Nut Ding
18)."Has your flight been delayed?".....Hao Long Wei Ting?
19)."They have arrived".......................Hia Dei Kum
20)."I got this for free".........................Ai No Pei
21)."You know Macarena lyrics?".......Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
22)."Stay out of sight"...........................Lei lo